The Summer Olympics ended last Sunday and many of you still won't shut the fuck up about Michael Phelps. His athletic accomplishments notwithstanding...really? I mean, that aside...just look at the guy:
Apparently when not in the pool, he wears his hat crooked and sits at fashion shows with none other than the infamous Anna Wintour?REALLY?
This, is your idol...people.
As Captain Jack so astutely noted at the height of Phelps-mania..."he's like Tom Brady...only gayer."
And let me remind you...HE IS AT A FASHION SHOW WITH ANNA WINTOUR.
He's a douche, and this sort of behavior is just...I don't know. It goes beyond douchery. Its just weird. And odd. Yet you people worship him anyhow. This dude. This idiotic genetic freak of nature who has had every advantage with his training and career. You people don't follow swimming any other time, just at the Olympics...so you can worship this douchebag....
WHO SAT WITH ANNA WINTOUR AT A FASHION SHOW.
Wow.
Yeah, I don't really need to add anything now...do I?
No Love to you idiots,
The Beast Woman
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